Solving the Snoring Problem

There are six Winter Campers crammed into a lean-to for a multi-day winter camping trip.  While Bob is a likeable guy, no one wants to sleep next to Bob, because he snores so loudly. They decide it isn’t fair to make one of them sleep next to him the whole time, so they vote to take turns.

The first guy sleeps with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They say, “Man, what happened to you?” He says, “Bob snored loudly the whole night!  I just sat up and watched him all night.”

The next night it is a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing – hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They say, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He says, “Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”

The third night is Fred’s turn. Fred is an experienced, older man. The next morning he comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.  “Good morning!” he says.  They can’t believe it.  They say, “Man, what happened?”  Fred says, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into his sleeping bag, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.  Bob sat up and watched me all night.”

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