Why Winter Camping Is Better Than Sex

You don’t have to hide your winter camping magazines.

It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to guide you once in a while.

The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about winter camping.

If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you winter camping, you don’t have to worry about them when they show up on the Internet.

Your winter camping partner doesn’t get upset about people you went winter camping with long ago.

It’s perfectly respectable to go winter camping with a total stranger.

If your regular winter camping partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if you go winter camping with someone else.

Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you go winter camping by yourself.

You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy winter camping stuff…..

You can have a winter camping calendar on your wall at the office, tell winter camping jokes, and invite coworkers to go winter camping with you without getting sued for harassment.

There are no winter camping-transmitted diseases.

If you want to watch winter camping on television, you don’t have to be concerned about your kids walking unannounced into the room.

Nobody expects you to go winter camping with the same partner for the rest of your life.

Nobody expects you to give up winter camping if your partner loses interest in it.

Your winter camping partner will never say, “Not again? We just went winter camping last week! Is winter camping all you ever think about?”


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