There are four Winter Campers sleeping in a lean-to during a multi-day winter camping trip. No one wants to sleep next to Tom, because he snores so badly. They decide it isn’t fair to have one of them sleep next to him the whole time, so they vote to take turns.
The first night Mark sleeps next to Tom; the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The others say, “Man, what happened to you?” Mark says, “Tom snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it is a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing – hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They say, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He says, ‘Man, Tom shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”
The third night is Len’s turn. The next morning Len comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “Good morning!” he says. They can’t believe it. They say, “Man, what happened?” Len says, “Well, when we got ready to sleep I went and tucked Tom into his sleeping bag, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Tom sat up and watched me all night.” ;-)SHARE